thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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