I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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