I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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