Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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