apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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