the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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