I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
