We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The feeling are messing with the penis
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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