i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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