I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Your cock deserves a montage
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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