So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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