as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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