on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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