Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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