remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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