In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I believe in your delicious
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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