im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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