If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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