there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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