How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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