If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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