Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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