its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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