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say what?
wanna hang out?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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