Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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