I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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