: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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