good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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