Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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