Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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