he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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