If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Are we still banned from the library?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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