Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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