No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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