Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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