its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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