so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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