Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
