found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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