hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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