also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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