Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Dear god my vagina.
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