She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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