Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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