her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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