Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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