you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Randomize
