i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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