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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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