Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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