we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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