And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Randomize
