Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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