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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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